The Thing.

archiemcphee:

We’ve just found another interior decor enhancement for Geyser of Awesome headquarters that we can’t live without, Wim Delvoye’s awesome Marble Floors!

Look closely, those aren’t ordinary floor tiles. Those are mouthwatering slices of salami and other cured meats. It’s a delicious dream come true. We already spend plenty of time thinking about meat. Why not walk on it too? 

Okay, okay, before anyone gets TOO excited, we should come clean and tell you that these floors aren’t really made of meat. They are scanned and printed reproductions of succulent slices of our favourite foodstuff. And really, that’s for the best and makes it even more likely that we might get to install some meat floors in our office. Using real salami slices would quickly result in a greasy, stinky floor that would be decidedly un-awesome.

[via Apartment Therapy]